daphnerosen ([info]daphnerosen) wrote,
@ 2005-12-23 20:09:00
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All the Gentiles have vanished...
It's that time of the year when all the Christians have disappearred into the yule time world of gift-giving and celebration. Now is the time for us Jews, Buddhists, Muslims and Atheists to take over the world. We only have 2 days, 3 days if they eat enough turkey and ham (ham, what infidels). We will meet tomorrow at dawn and when the Christians awake from their Christmas stupor, we will emerge as their lords and masters. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh).
ps. Just kidding, Merry EVERYTHING

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de Goyam
(Anonymous)
2005-12-25 12:51 am UTC (link)
Yes, good point. I was raised Orthodox Jewish, and now I dont celebrate much at all. I also converted to Roman Catholic when I got married..From one wacky extreme to another?

Oh well ..whatever!

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Happy days at end of Gregorian times
[info]p4u
2005-12-25 02:58 am UTC (link)
Chrismahakkakwazzka is the the all in one holiday that is being done now and I am of the mind that its all trying to be based on the pagan Winter solstice from middle ages in No. Euro. I am all for meeting with you Daphne and seeing the Dawn come up.

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Let's All Celebrate Festivus!!!!!!!!!!!
(Anonymous)
2005-12-25 04:56 am UTC (link)
Happy Festivus Daphne! I'm not much of an artist, however if I was to have the talent. My Daphne master piece would be one of you as Cat Woman. You certainly would give Helle Berry a run for her money. you have all the attributes, eyes, hair, looks (raveness), and BOD. Have A Smokin Festivus CAT WOMAN!!!!!!!! harleykid98

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That is so funny and great!
(Anonymous)
2005-12-29 06:21 pm UTC (link)
What a sense of humor! I am an Gentile and I did disappear. I was gone for three days - too much turkey - but i don't eat ham.
Thanks for the good laugh - You can be my master anyday! ;)
Leah

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