daphnerosen (daphnerosen) wrote,
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Boobs over Butts?

I was born with a bubble butt and have endured the pre-"Baby Got Back" hardships of having a bubble butt. In 1992, when Sir Mix-A-Lot's classic song came out, I was a 10 year-old who thought "Finally, my butt is cool, it will get positive attention." Unfortunately, at the age of 10, I was a C-cup going on a D-cup. By high school, I achieved DDD-status where the growth levelled-off. Basically, no one even noticed my ass. I always find it crazy that despite being a covergirl in BIG BUTT magazine (a copy of which was found in Michael Jackson's home) and the star of numerous booty-based films that my boobs constantly steal the scene. A couple of years ago, I noticed interests in big, round butts losing ground as J. Lo started dressing more conservatively. Web groups featuring the "twins" of Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Scarlett Johansson are all the rage, while Kelly Clarkson's onion booty is forgotten. What's up? When I stripped, my boobs would get the attention while the booty-shaking girls stood practical neglected. So what's up, America. Was your fascination with a big booty just a phase? Or are big breasts the king of your eyes? I measure 41-24-41 so I need to know if i'm coming or going...lol.
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